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Joke of the day

Discussion in 'Humour' started by gavme, Nov 12, 2010.

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    gavme

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    A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.

    Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.

    After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"

    "I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."

    The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try.

    The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.

    When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.
     
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    sally_b

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    That's a good one, thanks.
     
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    Mark Pitts

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    Lawyers always change if it moves, nice Joke.
     
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    sdesign1

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    hahaha probably happens
     
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    pferris

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    Benitez the most unpopular caretaker since Ian Huntley!!
     
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    jonathan

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    How do you know if someone has an iphone?


    They tell you..
     
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    thelegalstop

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    hahah, I liked the joke about the lawyer and the doctor. Don`t worry we are not sending bills for tips given in the UKBL. What`s more we can give you some documents for free :)
     
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    NeilHarries

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    Made me smile!
     
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    Edge

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    The trouble with lawyers is 99% of them give the rest a bad name...
     
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    thelegalstop

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    Being in a mood today:
    Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and God?
    A: God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
    ***
    Q: How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    A: Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
    ***
    Q: Know how copper wire was invented?
    A: Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
     
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    leemason

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    Q: How can you tell a that a politician is lying?
    A: They're move their lips!
     
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    Edge

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    Horse walks into a bar and the barperson says, 'sorry we don't serve food'
     
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    thelegalstop

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    Lol, took me time to get it :)
     
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    Edge

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    Zebra meat

    Just heard on news recently that traces of Zebra have been found in supermarket bar codes ...
     
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    Spinoza

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    An HGV driver is driving his lorry down the road one morning when all of a sudden the car behind him starts flashing his headlights and beeping his horn, this continues for a good ten minutes so eventually he pulls over onto the hard shoulder to see what all the fuss is about. A well dressed guy wearing a suit jumps out of the car and runs over to the lorry. Panting and out of breath he exclaims "Thank heavens you stopped mate, I've been following you the last five miles trying to get your attention, you've lost half your load onto the carriageway!" The lorry driver quizzically lifts an eyebrow and say's "Are you Vince cable by any chance?" The car driver replies "Why yes I am, how did you know?" To which the lorry driver replies "Because I'm a road gritter."
     
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    i personally like lawyer jokes, this one in particular, always good to read abit of humor when the weathers like it is!.
     
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    Wellesley Wealth

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    There is nothing like a few jokes to make the week go by quicker :)
     
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    leemason

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    Then fill yer boots: 185 Lawyer Jokes
     
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    Mark

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    [​IMG]

    :D
     
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    eddie_justo

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    HAHAH love it, it's hilarious!
     

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