Panda
A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a bowl of beansprouts, after eating it stands up , reaches in a bag pulls out an AK47 and shoots the place up. In a lull in the firing the manager shouts out "why are you doing this?!"
Panda responds "I'm a panda, look me up" puts the gun away and calmly walks out, needless to say the manager is slightly preturbed by this as he didn't know this was normal panda behaviour so later that evening he looks Panda up in a dictionary and finds the following:
Panda (n.) A rare bearlike mammal (Ailuropoda melanoleuca) of the mountains of China and Tibet, Eats shoots and leaves.
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